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Hey Fed Ex FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the second time that the dumb ass contractor who delivers my fat person food has screwed the pooch and not delivered my food.  It's sitting on a truck somewhere scheduled for delivery today.  But it's probably rotten and nasty, not to mention not delivering it last week has thrown me off schedule for this week.

So Fuck You Fed Ex, and Fuck You Fred Smith for outsourcing your business to dumb ass contractors who don't know their head from their ass. 

The item being delivered has in big letters "No Signature Required" "leave unattended".  Could that be because what's in the box is important and doesn't need some high school drop out making the decision whether or not to leave the box? 

Anyway fuck fed ex, fuck my driver who is a jackass, fuck Fred Smith, and fuck the Fedex.