2800 Clarendon Boulevard
Arlington, VA 22201
(703) 248-8333
Can you say Indian PF Chang's?
I'm all for reinterpretations of
foods, and changing the ambiance that may be traditionally attributed
to a particular type of cuisine. In fact I appreciate attempts to
elevate peasant/rustic foods. In this case we have the creation of PF
Chang's Bollywood style!
Pros:
The restaurant is very modern and nicely designed.
Cons:
Flavors have been toned down to cater to the masses.
The Service is a "short and curly" above atrocious.
For
those of you (YES I'M TALKING TO ALL YOU NON-ASIANS!) who don't know PF
Chang's is not real Chinese food, just because you put a fake
Terracotta soldier or horse in front of a building doesn't make it
Chinese. It's were you take your friends who can't handle anything
other than hamburgers and french fries and expose them to pseudo asian
food.
Tandoori Nights is the same for Indian Food. Pseudo Indian at Best!
I give this place a rating of "Fat Ass" 2 Stars.
My new rating system:
BELLY FAT = 1 Star = It's only good to fill your stomach in the event of a nuclear fall out.
FAT ASS = 2 Stars = It's good enough that you can sit hear and add some junk to the trunk.
MAN BOOBS = 3 Stars = It's good, so be prepared to develop man boobs.
FAT
HEAD = 4 Stars = It's really good so after the fat is packed onto your
gut, rump, and boobs, it will have to find a release in your big fat
head.
SUMO = 5 Stars = It's
good enough that you should use this as a primary source of consumption
to become a professional sumo wrestler.