3245 M St NW
Washington, DC 20007
(202) 337-8269
The food is good but clearly overpriced. This is one of those places that makes you ask WTF?
It would probably be a great find if it wasn't so over hyped, and overpriced.
The
guys that work there are more interested at staring at your girlfriends
ass then trying to get your food out. The Lobster roll for what they
charge has about an ounce and half of meat. The pictures you see
contain about 99% bun or roll.
The fish tacos are good but
again way too expensive. I don't care how you repackage it or where
it's delivered, the components are the same. You could use fresh Ahi
Tuna in a fish taco and still charge less than tacklebox.
It's worth checking out to see what all the fuss is about, but overall it's overpriced.
If they were about 15-20% cheaper or gave you 15% more quality it would be worth it.
Cornbread crack heads (myself included) stay away from what they pass as cornbread, it will just make you angry.
I give this place a rating of "Fat Ass" 2 Stars.
My new rating system:
BELLY FAT = 1 Star = It's only good to fill your stomach in the event of a nuclear fall out.
FAT ASS = 2 Stars = It's good enough that you can sit hear and add some junk to the trunk.
MAN BOOBS = 3 Stars = It's good, so be prepared to develop man boobs.
FAT
HEAD = 4 Stars = It's really good so after the fat is packed onto your
gut, rump, and boobs, it will have to find a release in your big fat
head.
SUMO = 5 Stars = It's
good enough that you should use this as a primary source of consumption
to become a professional sumo wrestler.